Amanda Purpura

I'm Amanda, and it's amazing to meet you.

If you are looking for an impressive bio to be enamored with, you won't find it here. I'm an average middle-aged gal spinning a million plates in the air, not letting a single one drop, EVER. That's a lie. These little bastards fall to the floor and shatter, often.

Personally, my family keeps me crazy and blissfully happy at the same time. It's a weird little shit sandwich that tests my sanity on the daily. Professionally, I report to corporate overlords and collect a paycheck in exchange for the very few fucks I have left to give.

I'm exhausted, burnt out, and aching all over. But I will never stop finding ways to enjoy the ride, even if I'm cruising around in a lit dumpster most days.